Outta Here!
The Ghost Of Drunken Past
Happy Holidays to you and yours,
Chug Monky
And my friends and I decide,
To steal some booze from our parents,
And go for a ride.
With my Pops on the can,
And my Mom not nearby,
I grab a bottle of vodka,
And tape it to my thigh.
I chug a beer in the basement,
Try to stay quiet and hide,
I’m starting to get nervous,
But suddenly – A car horn outside!
I rush into the van,
Say “hi” to my buds,
Smoke a quick bowl,
And down a bottle of suds.
My friend makes an announcement,
As he rolls another doobie,
We’re meeting some chicks.
We’re gonna check out a movie.
My buddy, Lou, jumps in,
As I refill my cup.
He’s talking mad bullshit,
He’s pretty fucked up.